What is Whitefang Water?
Whitefang water is a clean, ZERO alcohol, hydrating, functional seltzer beverage that motivates people to accomplish their goals and achieve their dreams.
What does it taste like?
Well, it is the most refreshing unsweetened soft drink in the world. It has a light bitters spritz taste and subtle hints of ginger and botanicals. No, it does not taste like perfume, or medicine, and it is not fruity. As sophisticated as a finely crafted spirit, but ZERO alcohol.
Do I need to refrigerate it? Is it shelf-stable?
You can refrigerate Whitefang Water if you like your beverage cold. It is not required to refrigerate for storage.
Does Whitefang contain sugar, carbs or calories? Is it gluten-free?
Whitefang Water contains zero sugar, zero carbs, and zero calories. As well, it is also gluten-free.
Does it contain Caffeine or Alcohol?
Our product has Zero caffeine and Zero alcohol.
Anything I should avoid?
WHITEFANG WATER™ is a functional seltzer.
DO NOT EXCEED (2) 12 oz. SERVINGS PER DAY.
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 18, OR WOMEN
PREGNANT OR NURSING.
Where do you ship?
We ship to all 50 states .
How much does shipping cost?
We offer complimentary FedEx standard shipping on ALL orders.
When will my order arrive?
You should have received an email with your delivery details and tracking number. If you didn’t, let us know at email@example.com.
What is your Return Policy?
If your product is damaged or destroyed during the shipping process, we will be happy to either send you a replacement or refund you for the damaged items within 30 days of your purchase.
If you received the wrong item or are missing an item, please contact us immediately so that we can make it right. firstname.lastname@example.org.
While we hope that everyone is satisfied with their product, we do not offer refunds for dissatisfaction with taste alone. We do, however, sometimes offer limited sampling opportunities to test our Whitefang water before purchasing, so make sure to sign up for our newsletter for product updates, sales, and other promotions from Whitefang Water.
You can always contact us with any return questions at email@example.com.
Why is Whitefang Water so expensive?
Real people hand craft the beverage with expensive ingredients in a time-consuming process. It is not water with fake chemical flavoring poured into a machine, then carbonated, thrown in a can, and sold to quickie marts.
What are the ingredients in the recipe?
Carbonated Water, Zero Alcohol Aromatic Bitters (Dried Cherries, Ginger, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Wild Cherry Bark, Grains of Paradise, Sarsaparilla, Quassia, Allspice, Gentian, Cloves), Citric Acid, L-Theanine, Pink Himalayan Salt, Potassium Citrate, Magnesium Citrate, 5-Hydroxytryptophan, Niacinamide (B3), D-Calcium Pantothenate (B5), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (B6), Cyanocobalamin (B12), Saffron
Why is it not sweet?
On purpose, we add ZERO sweeteners! If you simulate sweets, you stimulate a craving for sweets, and that is bad for everyone. Insulin resistance, diabetes, and metabolic disease are killing people every day, and we don’t want to be a part of it. Break the chains of sweet addiction.
Is Whitefang Water “good for you”?
Yes! Stop drinking candy and start drinking liquid life. Whitefang Water is health insurance disguised as a soft drink. Besides the motivation it gives you, it cleans toxic sugar from the system, and sweet cravings are reduced.
How does it motivate me?
The main nootropic ingredient, 5-HTP, is the precursor to serotonin. Serotonin is the "happiness hormone" that tricks your brain into not seeing chores or tasks as taking much energy. The brain is very selfish and uses 20% of the body’s energy, so it makes it easy for you to procrastinate and not do what you know is right because it is afraid of losing the energy.
How can I get motivated faster?
"Skip the line!" and drink 2 cans a day for 2 weeks. Then you will catch the vibe faster and you can go down to a can a day or every other day.
Does Whitefang Water have any probiotics or prebiotics?
No way! All the sodas out there are out there trying to make you lose your sh*t, and we are trying to help you get your sh*t together.
Are there any other flavors?
Not yet. We are working on some new possible recipes. Sign up on our email list to get notified first.